RThomson
10-18-2008, 05:35 PM
I haven't heard a new funny joke in such a long time now, anyone have any really good ones they'd like to share?
here are a a couple of the last ones i heard:
A man has a dog and one day he realizes it's cross eyed. He can't figure out for the life of him why so he takes it to a Veterinarian. The Vet picks it up, looks it over and says "I'm gonna have to put it down". The owner reels in disgust "Why? For having cross eyes?" he asks. The Vet says "Oh no, it's heavy."
...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
...
:P
here are a a couple of the last ones i heard:
A man has a dog and one day he realizes it's cross eyed. He can't figure out for the life of him why so he takes it to a Veterinarian. The Vet picks it up, looks it over and says "I'm gonna have to put it down". The owner reels in disgust "Why? For having cross eyes?" he asks. The Vet says "Oh no, it's heavy."
...
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"
...
:P