Comicon 2011 | tats | SteamPunk Wolverine
tats has entered the competition
Still setting up shop so very rough updates for now
also some lore. keeps me in the steampunk mood!
Sir Walter Slashburne's Personal Premier Perforator
Tired of irksome Highwaymen on the Road? Reeling from an Urban Mugging? Martians in your Backyard? Worry no more for the pinnacle of Personal Defence Devices is here! Introducing acclaimed Sir Walter Slashburne's (retired) Personal Premier Perforator! Experiments upon wandering Bandits, voluntary Subjects and Sir Walter himself have concluded that Bodily Perforations are detrimental to a persons's health and retards Aggresive Tendencies upon your Person, thus this ingenious device was invented. Steam-piston ejected Martian-iron rail spikes perform precise Perforations on Bandits, Aliens and Mother-in-Laws alike! Pugilism will never be the same when compounded by this Military Marvel!
Why wait? When you can Perforate!
Due to popular Demand Sir Walter Slashburne has reintroduced the Thermal-Inductor Lance Upgrade! Thanks to Martian-iron's marvelous Resistance to heat-induced expansion and the Patented Five-Point Richese Vibrations within the Rail spikes, the Personal Premier Perforator can now both Pierce and Cut with epic ease. Powered by the Mark Three Miniature steam-Engine by the Bicol Steam Engines and Devices Conglomerate.
(Disclaimer: Sir Walter Slashburne will not be responsible for decapitations, forest fires and personal vendettas due to the use or misuse of the product beyond its intended purposes as stated in the contract upon purchase)